1. Laboratory selfie because I’m the only one that gets here this early #chori #childrenshospital #gettindatresearchdone

     

  2. chepibola:

    when my mum scolds me

    image

    (via dumbncute)

     

  3. goodvibejesus:

    your naked body is a beautiful beautiful thing. be proud of it. you are the only person in the world who owns one exactly like it.

    (via hollagramzz)

     

  4. adamusprime:

    did you know that “friends” stands for:

    • feebee
    • rachel
    • it’s joey
    • everyone is friends
    • nonica
    • dross
    • shandler

    (via no-mercy-collision)

     

  5. celeritious:

    you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

    (via kanye-blessedd)

     
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  7. k-elizabeth-t:

    This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

    (via no-mercy-collision)

     

  8. intrepidprofessor:

    y0itskameron:

    I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

    (via kanye-blessedd)

     

  9. If I’m paying $50 for a Brazilian and you don’t want to do anything once I see you then yeah I’m gonna be a little pissed off

     
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  11. cuffyourdick:

    a simple yet beautiful reminder, it could be you! be thankful for everything you have.

    (Source: sixpenceee, via kanye-blessedd)

     
  12. king-in-yellow:

    hopephd:

    Seizure First Aid. 

    Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

    100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

    (via no-mercy-collision)

     

  13. lostoncementtrails:

    squiddious:

    cheezy98151:

    sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

    foodchewer:

    *hides good snacks from family members*

    there’s a word for thatimage

    hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

    hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

    That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

    (via no-mercy-collision)

     

  14. "Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care."
     
  15. deadwright:

    songofages:

    m0m-jeans:

    jonwowker:

    s-hmr13:

    Why is this so awesome?

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE?

    that’s butter

    You put melted butter on popcorn?

    yes. welcome to the new age.

    (Source: foodishouldnoteat, via no-mercy-collision)