2. almyro:

    we need a deadpool marvel movie

    (Source: personal-writer-for-el-blanco, via no-mercy-collision)

  4. unamusedsloth:

    Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.

    That 10K?

    (via happinessweareallinittogether)

  5. mangomamita:

    Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

    che la mia ferita sia mortale
    "may my wound be deadly"

    (Source: anti-romanticismo, via autumnafternoonskies)


  6. blinkbackbrendon:


    every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

    isn’t that a Katy Perry song?

    (via no-mercy-collision)

  7. danpintilini:



    sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

    Reblogging for that comment

    thats crazy

    (Source: blackwithmoreblack, via marylois)

  8. (Source: dysphorria, via kanye-blessedd)

  9. irl-spain:


    how do you giggle in french

    honhonhon oui oui baguette

    (via middleeastern)


  10. tonydinozzos:

    i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was


    (Source: tonydinozzos, via kanye-blessedd)


  11. Anonymous said: joan rivers has a family...


    so do the palestinians she wished dead

  12. blackfemalepresident:



    U.S. Mother Gives Away 5-Year-Old Adopted Child From Haiti For Throwing Temper Tantrum

    "Having an instant multicultural family was magical for about two weeks,” says Stacey Conner, a 41-year-old American mom from Spokane, Washington.

    After she volunteered in an orphanage in Haiti in 2005, Conner and her husband adopted a 5-year-old Haitian boy named “J.”

    Conner claims the boy had attachment disorder and began a strict regimen of attachment parenting of constant surveillance in which a child must often ask for food and water. After two months, J threw a tantrum where he unintentionally hit Conner’s nose with the back of his head.

    Conner says the 5-year-old’s strike was accidental, but describes it as “a domestic violence situation. Forget love. Right then, I didn’t even like J.”

    J was sent to live with another family in the Midwest. Conner’s biological children adjusted seamlessly to life without their adoptive brother. But other people were puzzled. Neighbors who had seen J riding his bike asked, “Where’s your son?” When Conner answered truthfully, “I’d get the most horrified stares, so I’d keep walking. And I didn’t tell many out-of-town friends or extended family for months.”
    Despite such events, the Conners were approved by local social workers to become a foster family, and in October 2013 received a 3-month-old boy as their first placement.
    Sources: [x] [x]

    white people will let their white kids karate chop them in the throat and call them names in public, but a black child becomes naturally upset after you treat the kid like a grown criminal/animal and you just give them away. go it. sounds reasonable.

    "i’d get the most horrified stares"
    wonder why

    (via chilangotrash)

  14. yungkawaiiinigga:

    dont try this in america you will get your ass beat and then charged with assaulting the bottom of their shoe with your face somehow

    (Source: legal-savvy, via chilangotrash)

  15. sexhaver:

    scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

    (Source: baddaysequence, via dumbncute)