1. weavemunchers:

    being alone with your friends parents


    (via the-ultimatebae)


  2. mamamantis:

    so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

    (Source: baphomeme, via the-ultimatebae)


  6. haveitjoeway:

    what I want to do for halloween:


    what I’ll end up doing on halloween:


    (via onthatjetplane)

  7. helloitsthemartianspacejamjordan:


    Ladybug in the morning dew

    this raspberry is weird colours…

    (via marylois)

  8. (Source: littleflower96, via marylois)

  9. lillyandjacks-aperfectmatch:

    I live for this line

    (Source: catherinemari3, via marylois)


  10. ""I’m here for you", whispered God."
    — Six Word Story (via jesuschristtheprinceofpeace)

    (via marylois)

  11. girilla-warfare:

    Are you fucking kidding me

    People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

    (Source: radissonclaire, via onthatjetplane)


  12. chasingtrophywhitetails:

    Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

    (via onthatjetplane)

  13. glowcloud:



    ive watched this so many times

    u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD

    omg he’s so scared. I feel like I’ve been in this exact position. and then when letterman makes the “dave-z” joke u see his face light up and he’s like “yes… This is my friend”

    (via onthatjetplane)

  14. fivehundredrevolutions:

    He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

    (Source: memewhore, via onthatjetplane)


  15. austere-fallen-angel:

    does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

    (via the-ultimatebae)