1. logic-and-love:

    I want this on a shirt

    (Source: slimgiltsoul, via kanye-blessedd)


  3. gryffinewt:

    when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 


    (via cami-r-b)


  4. I’d very much like to punch a feminist.





    I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

    It’d bring me great joy.


    I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

    ready when you are

    Or if you’d like to have some more options….

    I’m 6’4”
    228 pounds
    and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
    Just in case you are looking for variety.


    what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

    (Source: culturistjack, via kanye-blessedd)


  5. tungstens:

    we all have a favorite eyebrow

    (Source: fzur, via ice-ninjaa)


  6. anus:

    when life brings u down to your knees give life a blowjob and then get back up and spit the cum in life’s face and then skip away like the princess you are

    (Source: anus, via ice-ninjaa)

  7. boneart:


    you are acute coffee pie

    you are narrow, scalding and irrational

    (Source: myheadisloud, via mathamaticiansdream)

  9. My boyfriend and I have optimized the way couples sit on the couch together. He gets to watch the Cal game and is giving me a back massage and I’m on here (:


  10. if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!


    1. stop being a fucking bitch
    2. eat more of it
    3. cry you fucking pussy

    (Source: ledian, via cami-r-b)

  11. (Source: ammirato, via dumbncute)

  12. adorkable24:



    What’s In My Purse?

    Girlcode knows my life

    I am ALL these women.

    lol, the weirdest things I have in my purse are tooth picks (clean ones!) which stabbed through my purse and punctured my hand one time.

    (Source: girlcodeonmtv)


  13. hijerking:

    ”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

    (via kanye-blessedd)

  14. (Source: vinebox, via dumbncute)


  15. oimatchstickman:



    how the hell do i talk to people

    Stand in front of them and press A


    (via natalie-v-adams)