2. beeeesha:


    At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [x]

    what the FUCK is that

  3. beeeesha:

    oh my fuckin god

    (Source: thelandofwtf)

  4. retrospectivethoughtz:



    uncle ye


    Lemme call the illuminati lmao

    (Source: blacksupervillain, via kanye-blessedd)


  5. tehhufflepuffcompanion:

    Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

    (via chilangotrash)


  6. pearswhy:


    are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun


    what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

    (via dumbncute)


  7. maliataete:


    welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

    (via hellochannelle)


  8. tigersdrinktea:

    “Blow minds, not dudes” 

    Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

    (via hellochannelle)

  9. (Source: dwnsy, via dumbncute)

  10. (Source: renegaderaiden, via dumbncute)

  11. buildabitchworkshop:



    man i love taquitos and guacamole 

    Or a bag of weed and two blunts.

    no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh

    (Source: daily-shiz, via dumbncute)

  12. fileformat:

    I googled Argentina food and this came up ! this bootleg ass croissant

    (via chilangotrash)


  13. kismaayo:

    job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
    me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
    interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

    (via dumbncute)


  15. cumbersome11:

    “I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

    (via dumbncute)