Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :) me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life! interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job