May 2012
3 tags
If I never start the conversations, we wouldn't...
I'm tired of waiting for you to notice me.
ambedo n. a kind of melacholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
Benefits of being Beyonce: you're a god
untoldexistence:
He asked me what I wanted. I said him.
You're running through my mind like my favourite...
“You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4am. The heavier the...”
– (via hotlikebarbiesmokelikemarley)
titsforpresident:
the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good
“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
A girl's fb status.
melissaimani:
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”
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Did someone say Bikini Bottom Twerk team ?
bbossa:
pacific-a:
hashtagshutthefuckup:
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Relevant.
shitty-ero:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
this makes me wonder
how do you wipe your ass if your nails are like this
you don’t
^^OMG
Turn pain into motivation.
Just for you, I'd be willing to wait.
1 tag
I hate seeing you online because it makes me...
Jealousy means I actually give a fuck about you.